You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I have a really funny joke.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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