- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Get it? More.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

I love you

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What is better than life? Nothing.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

whats 7+4? 74

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

penis in the camel

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