Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What's blue? The sky.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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