Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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