A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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