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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

knock knock who's there? faith

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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