- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Women's Rights

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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