What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Justin with a hat.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Your Mom The End.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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