- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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