- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Beka has AIDS

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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