- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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