- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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