Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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