Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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asdf

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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