- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

I'm so punny.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Girls Lacrosse.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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