- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

And you honored it I see :P

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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