Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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