- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

knock knock who's there? hope

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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