guy walks into a bar, ouch

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

knock knock who's there? hope

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

woman's rights

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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