- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

The duck didn't cross the road.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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