- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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