Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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