- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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