- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

oh hey.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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