Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Justin Bieber

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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