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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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