- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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