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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Charles Manson is innocent.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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