Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

knock knock who's there? faith

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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