Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

I have a really funny joke.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

9/11

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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