- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's blue? The sky.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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