- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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