- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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