- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What's blue? The sky.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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