- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

You sick fiend

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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