- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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