Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

1+2 = 6

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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