What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

123 f*ck off

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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