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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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