- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

knock knock come in

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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