- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

pobody's nerfect

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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