your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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