what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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