- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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