What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Women's rights

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

pobody's nerfect

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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