Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

THe Election

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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