- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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