Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

404 Error: Joke not found

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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