- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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