123 f*ck off

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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