Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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