- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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