Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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