What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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123 f*ck off

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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