- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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