- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

aodhan hearty

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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