A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Boob

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

"Knock knock" Come in!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

mitchell palmer sucks

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Anti Joke

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