What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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women's rights.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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matt is fat

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