Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Your mother just died.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

SEX

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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