Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Fat people

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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