If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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