what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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